Indian Media

You turn on the TV today. And see some sorry ass comedy-show. Oh!! hold on a minute is that the news channel ? Damn right it is.
Are they talking about some new alien species found here? What the fuck is going on?
Yup thats what has happened with me in recent times.
Why are they acting like jack asses on TV when they are supposed to be presenting news?
A) They dont have talent (or rather they have too much talent :) )
B) Every channel wants more ratings.
C) There is only so much news. (How can we spin this for it to look more spicy/sexy)
D) So many news channels showing the same stuff ( I guess this was expected for them to go over board.) NDTV,Aaj tak, CNBS-India,ibnlive just to name the worse ones.
E) A politician farted?? Hot damn thats good shit. A guy committed suicide? Who gives a fuck.
F) Fire the management and get them to hire new decent presentators,who dont think they are bigger then the news.
These dickheads forgot that they are complicating the simplest job of all standing in front of the camara and reading the news.
The news which they show has no content at all! You are taking about finding ailens/UFOs in India for crying out loud. And creating blackholes with the LHC. Do you have even the faintest idea of what you are saying? Get your facts stright for that matter. Doing a little bit of backgound homework wont hurt your credebility.
No sir dont give me the condenced version of the news. I dont want you to tell me what is what, and what is not. Do your job read the news and I'll make my own dessisions.
Currently the Indian tv media is rather like a badly dressed whore yelling "Look at me"
Lets all hope it will get better soon.